Funny Sexy Quotes

• There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. (Lynn Lavner)
• It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be. (Brigitte Bardot)
• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)
• I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. (Anonymous)
• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass. (Anonymous)
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. (Anonymous)
• Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips. (Anonymous)
• If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? (Bette Midler)
• I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. (George Burns)
• Life is a sexually transmitted disease. (R. D. Laing)
• But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. (Waiter Rant)
• Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! (Anonymous)
• My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Anonymous)
• I know nothing about sex because I was always married. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
• Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)
• When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (Anonymous)
• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant. (Henry Miller)
• Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (Sophia Loren)
• Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. (Aimee Mullins)
• All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough. (Angelina Jolie)
• Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)
• I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. (Stephenie Meyer)
• Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it. (Anonymous)
• In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. (Marlene Dietrich)
• Chastity is curable, if detected early. (Woody Allen)
• A good photographer can make you look incredible, even when you're not feeling very sexy. (Cindy Margolis)