Funny Inspirational Quotes

“Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station.” – Fred Allen

“The penalty of success is to be bored by the attention of people who formerly snubbed you.” – Mary Wilson Little

“A gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.” – Wilson Mizner

“Success is not always a sure sign of merit, but it is a first-rate way to succeed.” – Josh Billings (pseudonym of Henry Wheeler Shaw)

“Behind every successful man is a woman – with nothing to wear.” – L. Grant Glickman

“The secret of success in life is known only to those who have not succeeded.” – John Churton Collins

"Actually, I’m an overnight success, but it took 20 years.” – Monty Hall

“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” – Bette Midler

“Everything bows to success, even grammar.” – Victor Hugo