Funny Humorous Quotes

• "Irish coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol." - Anonymous
  
• "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein
  
• "Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle" – Bob Hop
• "Humor is also a way of saying something serious." - T S Eliot
• "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
•  "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."- Anne Bancroft
•  "No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating." - Oscar Wilde
  
• "Time is God’s way to keep everything from happening at once."- James Brown
• "You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." - Melanie Clark
• "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill