Funny Get Well Soon Quotes

• Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches. ~V.L. Allineare

• When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up. ~Candea Core-Starke 
• I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. ~ George Bernard Shaw Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. ~Ellie Katz
• It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. 
• I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. ~George Bernard Shaw
• There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. ~Orison Swett Marden