Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Doctors Quotes -- Famous Sayings About Doctors

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. --Francis Bacon

Cure the disease and kill the patient.-- Chinese proverb

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success. -- Napoleon

God heals and the doctor takes the fee. --Mark Twain

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.-- Anton Chekhov quotes

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.-- George Carlin quotes

No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard.-- Ashley Montagu

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.-- Latin Proverb

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.-- Walter Matthau

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.-- Gerhard Kocher quotes